- Teacher: Just do your homework
- Doctor: Just eat healthy
- Mum: Just clean your room
- Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
- Friends: Just be socially active
- Life: Just be perfect
- Me: It's not that fucking easy guys 342,686 notes
me at school
- me: the fuck is this
- me: who the fuck are you
- me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
- me: walk faster fuckface
- me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
- me: no you're a whore
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
- me: pew pew nigga
- me: i'd push you in front of me whore 98,636 notes
- hipster blogs: omg i would be so dead if my parents found my tumblr
- me: i'm sure the photos you took at starbucks are extremely incriminating 85,081 notes
